This Is Your Queen!
By: Tommy “Tj” Sotomayor

In all of her glory ladies and gents!

Men have wanted to fight me for over a decade whenever I just simply speak on what it is that to me the majority of black women either feel or do! So I want you to take a look below at what Ms Erykah Badu decided to say to the world on the day of the Super Bowl!

So at what age do black women grow up and stop thinking about random sex with random men?

Now read all of the comments below where Erykah Badu has advised ladies who might be looking for some extracurricular entertainment ahead of Super Bowl LVIII.

On Feb. 11, the “4 Leaf Clover” songstress took to Twitter to share her words of wisdom. “Perfect day to cheat with a soft dude. Men gone be watchin’ football,” she penned on the X app, formerly Twitter.

Perfect day to cheat with a soft dude. Men gone be watchin football.

— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) February 11, 2024

Almost immediately, men began to spill their feelings of opposition in the virtual air on Badu’s X  “cheat” post. 

Tweeting this @ 52years is wild 😩

— The Quarter Back 🇳🇬🇺🇸 (@gizzle_pablo) February 11, 2024

And they gonna need a bus pass ✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/8Va0eeGOV5

— DJ✌🏽🏀⚽️ (@mrfantastic08) February 11, 2024

Women that cheats 🚩🚩🚩

— Segun✨ (@shegzzoye) February 11, 2024

pic.twitter.com/wkZGgbrJbU

— bum (@BattleRapBum) February 11, 2024

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— HIM DUNCAN⚡️ (@stackztootrill) February 11, 2024

Naaah. He ain’t soft dude, that’s a woman. Men gonna be watching football.

— BestForYou🇬🇭🇳🇬 (@boblittle125) February 11, 2024

Me watchin the game and keepin an eye on bae pic.twitter.com/LFhlruw7fj

— Bearded Shinobi of the South (@_Homer_Pimpson) February 11, 2024

52 with 4 baby daddies..
Great advice queen 👏👏👏🤣

— TheShark (@jodiapworld) February 12, 2024

Despite some brothers not being team players, some guys were more than willing to jump in and assist the ladies with their Super Bowl LVIII cheat desires. 

I nominate myself to help u cheat

— Gage (@GAGEmusicx) February 11, 2024

The ladies also had thoughts on getting Super Bowl side peen. 

Sounds like sage advice.. lmao pic.twitter.com/EgXFJdXQO7

— @KekaAraújo (@KekaAraujo313) February 11, 2024

I love the way you think ❤️😜

— ℳ (@xomamamiaaa) February 11, 2024

Badu said “I got time” *sends tweet* pic.twitter.com/XtPHhuGNRX

— BORDERLINE RICH AUNTIE. (@ROZtheCreator) February 11, 2024

Mama said get you a golfer while the game is on. Iktr! Lol pic.twitter.com/yVjLwIX9KM

— Visa Pimpson (@kdotvici) February 11, 2024

One good netizen explained what a “soft dude” was.

Soft dude privilege means they sneak under the radar, blending in with the scenery while the drama unfolds elsewhere. It’s like having a secret superpower no one talks about.

— positivity moon (@arrtnem) February 12, 2024

Less than two weeks ago, Badu celebrated her 53rd birthday. This Over The Hill mother of 4 children by 4 different men saluted herself, calling herself a “Queenager” on Jan. 30 on the X app. 

Soft dude privilege means they sneak under the radar, blending in with the scenery while the drama unfolds elsewhere. It’s like having a secret superpower no one talks about.

— positivity moon (@arrtnem) February 12, 2024

While Badu encouraged the ladies to act bad on Super Bowl Sunday, celebrities showed up and out at Michael Rubin’s party in Las Vegas. Ciara, LaLa Anthony and Ice Spice were a few celebs enjoying the hypest night in the NFL. 

What happens in Vegas– stays in Vegas. We hope. Enjoy Super Bowl LVIII.