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This Is Why The World Hates Ray J! Ray J Discloses What He Will Be Getting Kim K & Kanye For A Wedding Gift!

This Is Why The World Hates Ray J! Ray J Discloses What He Will Be Getting Kim K & Kanye For A Wedding Gift!

by May 19, 2014 2 comments

SIMP-ly S.I.M.P.athetic

By: Tommy ”Tj” Sotomayor

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Yep, just when you wished he was dead or at least in a permenant coma, Ray J pops right back up when you least expected him to and at the most irritating time like a horrible case of herpes. (from what I heard anyway:)

Ray J, in the words of Prince from the song housequake “Shut Up Already Dayum”.  I dont even have the strength to ether this man anymore he is nothing but a pathetic simp at this point. Everyone has moved on with their lives but what is this idiot doing, you guessed it, bringing back up old sh*t!!!

He of the, I hit it first fame taking stupid shots at Kanye West for no reason has jumped right back in to the mess at a time when Kim & Kanye should be at their happiest.  Now notice that when Kim was dating Miles Austin and even marrying Kris Humphries you never heard from this fool but now that she is with Kanye, he cant stop talking.  Why is that?  Does he have some real beef with Kanye that we dont know about or did the death of Whitney houston turn Brandy’s brother into Brandy’s idiot brother?  Like how many how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world my never know.  But what we do know is that Ray J cant stop talking about sleeping with Kim.

Today via TMZ, some fool from there actually asked this clown what he would be getting Kim & Kanye for their upcoming nuptials.  Not one to turn down an opportunity to stay something stupid, Ray J, Jumped at the chance saying, “yes, a $47,000 check”.  He said he would giving them this gift because it would be representing just four months of this year’s profits from the sex tape he and Kim made all the way back in 2007.

Now first off, I know what me and my girlfriend will be releasing later this year in HD with 3D money shots but second off & most importantly HOW THE HELL IS A TAPE THAT OLD STILL MAKING THAT KIND OF CHEESE?

With that being said, you now see where this boy gets the money to make his stupid songs and videos with look a like Kim K’s thoughout because I, like the rest of the civilized world, assumed it was with mostly allowance money from Brandy.  With this wedding gift announcement, Ray J just keeps proving that some people need to have gangs show up at their door step and let what ever happen, happen.

I mean, the man who got beat up by a female gang banger keeps poking at Kanye for no reason and if this was them streets, this would literally be an Optimus Prime Vs Megatron moment.  You know, “One shall stand, One shall fall” and surely someone would ask Ray J, why through away his life so recklessly but alas, people like Ray J gets to mess with people not having any fear of retaliation.  I just hope he gets a hobby here soon because dude is pushing 40 if not there already and this clown behavior should be beneath anyone, including Brandys brother!

What this tells us all though is that Kim K must have the bomb bay OK, because this nigga can not let this past incident go.  I mean there aint a chick I been with that I have to keep bringing up her name like that.  You dont hear me talking about Rita G every five minutes, that would be stupid.  I mean Rita G has nothing to do with any of the things I discuss so why would I just run around telling people hey I used to ground and pound Rita G from the back.  That would be stupid and childish and I would never do that..  Anyway look at how much money this dude and that video is still making!

 

Here’s the monthly breakdown of profits from the beginning of the year until last month.

January  $6,135.60

February $20,097.31

March $9,674.76

April $10,931.52

TOTAL:  $46,840.13

Vivid Entertainment, the people who also commissioned Mimi’s sex tape, say that the Kim and Ray J video has grossed $50 million dollars so far but this constant attention whoring by Ray J has grossed far more…lol.  I wanted to say dude need a hug or Jesus or may a dad in his life but damn it man he does have a father so what the hell is his exuse for being a complete and utter b*tch?  He needs to come out with a book called Black Man Scorned!

Ray J did say that if the couple won’t accept the gift, and I doubt they will, he’ll donate it to his favorite charity.  I guess he means himself because its obvious hes pretty much a charity case as of now!  Seriously Brandy, please take your little brother to the Staples Center or something since the Lakers and Clippers season is over.  That way he could go there and have serveral seats!!! lol~T.S.

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  1. nostraquarius
    #1 nostraquarius 19 May, 2014, 20:18

    Before we know it whores are going to have their own constitution. Everybody wanna protect ’em these days. As long as they are both getting paid from f*cking for the world, Ray J keep talking if you want to.

  2. Fareed
    #2 Fareed 19 May, 2014, 20:39

    Someone is not giving RJ good advice. He is getting older and hopefully more mature- so act that way.

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