Have You Ever Wondered Why There Are No Black Male Crocodile Hunters Or Nature Experts? Well, Here’s Why (Video)
by Tj Sotomayor June 21, 2014 6 commentsJungle Boogie!
By: Tommy “Tj” Sotomayor
Yes we black people can get into a lot of things. Namely trouble.. But there is one brand of trouble you never find black people in and thats called trouble with an exotic animal!
I have read stories of white men being eaten by all types of animals in the wild but I rarely if ever hear about black men having these issues. Now we are from a land where the wild runs from… AFRICA.. So why is it that we dont venture into areas to mess with and explore nature… Take a look!
As you can see.. WE DONT PLAY THAT! No matter how professional this brother was and no matter how much of the Queens english he spoke, he straight lost all of that when that thing jumped on him. Now remember, the thing that jumped on him was maybe 3 inches long but it brought that brother down to the floor as he scrambled to try and remove it from him.
I too am like that and most black people are jittery around these things which makes you think, why are we called african american again? We have lost all sense of Africa a long time ago, we are just now weak contented sons of ex slaves. We are no longer warriors except when it comes to harming each other.
So fear not white nature hunters, your job is safe from us ever trying to get into that field, along with swimming and ice hockey.. CAUSE WE AINT DOING THAT BRUH! P.S. Need More proof? Look below
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6 Comments so far
Jump into a conversationhahaha you are a trip Tommy..But so true
lol
One of the most uninformed ideas that many people is that Africans live “close to nature.” Simply not true. In Zimbabwe where I grew up, even most rural folk have to go to a game park to catch a glimpse of a lion. I am even afraid of cattle. Not just that, but conservation laws in many African countries are very strict, which make access to many of these creatures not worth the amount of time spent in jail. I have heard the Nation of Islam preach something about a chap named Shabazz who did some modification on himself and his family in order to live “closer to nature” and I found that most hilarious.
I know you posted this one as a joke, Sotomayor, but I just had to share that.
Damn I racked up.when he went CRASHING SIDEWAYS, God that was slapstick funny! Luvu Sotobabe! I live with an ever “stalking lion” in my house, lol!
LoL funny
Similarly, when was the last time you heard of a black man climbing a mountain or going on an expedition into the antarctica?
I’m not fucking with nature like that either!
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